The Extrapolater

The short-lived and much-mourned website SECpoon.com had more to say about this issue than I ever could, so I’ll just make one observation and then forge ahead.

There are ‘Cocks, Bammers, and an old ball coach. What else can a conference ask for?

Here are your SEC Porn Name All-Stars:

Offense

Casey Dick - QB - Arkansas
Billy Tapp - QB - Ole Miss
Dylan Dickey - QB - Tennessee
Joe Cox - QB - Georgia

Orlando Gunn - RB - LSU
Taurus Young - RB - Mississippi State
Ryan Rearden - RB - Georgia
Jacob Vane - FB - Alabama

Sean Penix - WR - Arkansas
Luster Lewis - WR - Auburn
Lance Long - WR - Mississippi State
Ian Harding - WR - LSU
Dickie Lyons, Jr. - WR - Kentucky
Rod Coleman - WR - Arkansas
Foxy Foxworth - TE - South Carolina
Tim Fugger - TE - Vanderbilt
Keith Zinger - TE - LSU

DeMarcus Love - OL - Arkansas
Ben Harden - OL - Georgia
Zipp Duncan - OL - Kentucky
T-Bob Hebert - OL - LSU
Ryan Broadhead - OL - South Carolina
King Dunlap - OL - Auburn
Jim Tartt - OL - Florida

Defense

Jazzmen Guy - DL - Mississippi State
Steve Stone - DL - Vanderbilt
Pep Levingston - DL - LSU
Brandon Fanney - DL - Alabama
Kikko Logan - DL - Vanderbilt

Wesley Woodyard - LB - Kentucky
Dakota Walker - LB - South Carolina
Rico McCoy - LB - Tennessee
Courtney Harden - LB - Auburn
Trey Trip - LB - Ole Miss
Ryan Powers - LB - Arkansas

Ramon Broadway - DB - Arkansas
Corey Reamer - DB - Alabama
Mike Hunt - DB - Mississippi State
Bram Cannon - DB - Tennessee
Rowdy Francis - DB - Georgia
Aairon Savage - DB - Auburn

Special Teams
Orion Hall - P - Tennessee
Tyler Steelman - K - Arkansas
Logan Love - KR - Tennessee
Vince Vance - LS - Georgia

The only thing left at this point is Independents, so let’s cross our fingers that the few and the… awful… have some decent names for us.